Popsicle Toes

And when God gave out rhythm 
He sure was good to you 
You can add, subtract, 
multiply, and divide by two 

I know today's your birthday 
and I did not buy no rose 
But I wrote this song instead 
I call it Popsicle Toes 

Popsicle Toes 
Popsicle Toes 
are always froze 
Popsicle Toes 
You're so brave to expose 
all those Popsicle Toes 

You must have been Miss Pennsylvania 
with all this pulchritude 
How come you always 
load your Pentax 
when I'm in the nude? 

We ought to have a birthday party 
And you can wear your birthday clothes, 
We can hit the floor and go explore 
those Popsicle Toes 

You got the nicest 
North America 
this sailor ever saw 
I like to feel your warm Brazil 
and touch your Panama 

But your Tierra del Fuegos 
are nearly always froze 
We gotta see~saw 
til we unthaw those Popsicle Toes 

Popsicle Toes 
Popsicle Toes 
are always froze 
Popsicle Toes 
You're so brave to expose 
all those Popsicle Toes